You know you want it. Not the same things that NORMAL guys want...but to be used as a human toilet. What a rotten, filthy, embarrassing pig. Lucky for you, i'm willing to tickle your nasty fancy and counsel you about it. I gladly rub my beautiful derriere and sexy camel toe in your face, while you fantasize about golden showers, Goddess waste, and the combination of both covering your piggy face and body. To add some extra flavor, I require a purchase of something quite special. Be prepared, or things could get messy...you hope.