After seeing you desperately staring at me from across the office for weeks (and mocking what a weak, pitiful, disgusting loser you are with my female co-workers), my friends and I decide to have a little fun at your expense. We draw straws, loser has to take you out on a date. And, of course. I lost this bet. Why me? Of all people in the office to have the displeasure of spending the evening with, we had to pick you. Needless to say, you eagerly say "Yes!" when I ask you out. I have absolutely NO interest in spending any more time with you than I absolutely have to. After blowing you off fo... Show more