So my roomate is a scientist and recently he's been working to turn himself into a Teddy Bear! He clams he's almost there! He said hell be able to sniff, taste, and feel! Maybe even walk around! Anyway he has Teddy Bears all around the house! So when I went to workout and realized my farts were crazy wet and gross! I didnt think he'd mind if I used one of his Teddys to muffle my farts, and more importantly catch anything extra that would ruin my pants! I had no idea he successfully turned himself into the bear! Honestly never crossed my mind that he was the bear and like sense it wasnt walk...

So my roomate is a scientist and recently he's been working to turn himself into a Teddy Bear! He clams he's almost there! He said hell be able to sniff, taste, and feel! Maybe even walk around! Anyway he has Teddy Bears all around the house! So when I went to workout and realized my farts were crazy wet and gross! I didnt think he'd mind if I used one of his Teddys to muffle my farts, and more importantly catch anything extra that would ruin my pants! I had no idea he successfully turned himself into the bear! Honestly never crossed my mind that he was the bear and like sense it wasnt walking around that it couldnt be him! How was I suppose to know that he successfully turned himself into a Stuffed bear that could smell, taste, and feel but not walk around! Like this is his fault! Not me! Not my smelly, moist Farts fault either! Just him!