So I have a tiny roomate who I taped down to my seat! He's basically just there to inhale my farts so that I dont have to smell them! He's super small and cant afford to pay rent so I just use him as my fart seat and I Pay his half of the rent! I guess he's more of a Fart Slave then a Roomate. But oh well! Anyway I started a new diet yesterday and it is making my farts super wet and gross! He's in for a rough 6 months!

So I have a tiny roomate who I taped down to my seat! He's basically just there to inhale my farts so that I dont have to smell them! He's super small and cant afford to pay rent so I just use him as my fart seat and I Pay his half of the rent! I guess he's more of a Fart Slave then a Roomate. But oh well! Anyway I started a new diet yesterday and it is making my farts super wet and gross! He's in for a rough 6 months!