So last night this guy came into my bar with like 15 friends, they were rude and mean the entire night! Worse when they left they didnt leave me a tip! The bill was over $1,000! I was so sad and angry! One of the guys had actually been hiting on my the entire night and left me his number! Sooooooooo. I decided to text him to come over! Which he did. An when he got here I slipped him something that just causes him to shrink down! Then I duct taped him to my seat and then without speaking a word to him! I just sat my ass down and relaxed! Nothing is more empowering then sitting on the face of...

So last night this guy came into my bar with like 15 friends, they were rude and mean the entire night! Worse when they left they didnt leave me a tip! The bill was over $1,000! I was so sad and angry! One of the guys had actually been hiting on my the entire night and left me his number! Sooooooooo. I decided to text him to come over! Which he did. An when he got here I slipped him something that just causes him to shrink down! Then I duct taped him to my seat and then without speaking a word to him! I just sat my ass down and relaxed! Nothing is more empowering then sitting on the face of a man who doesnt tip! He's under my asshole right now, inhaling the horrific smells and tastes from the farts buried deep within my ass. He's prolly so confused, and feeling sicker and sicker after every fart! An I could care less. Everytime I feel him struggle I just bounce up and down until he stops! Haha I dont know if or when Ill let him go! But he needs to 1. Learn that he fucked up! 2. I'm making sure no other Bartender has to be treated the way he treated me. For now.He can just deal with being my seat.