Another year, another year desperate, bitter and alone. You've never had a Valentine and you never will. Every year you just get older, uglier, and more bitter. You think about all of those loved up couples shopping for flowers, chocolates and cards and it makes you SO mad. You picture them, sitting across a candlelit dinner table, eyes smouldering as they think about all of the hot sex they're going to have later that night. And you...you sit alone, jerking off to femdom porn on the internet. Nobody is ever going to want to date YOU for Valentine's Day.