Surprise! Hey little buddy, guess what?! Your parents got you a clown for your birthday! See, I'm not a normal clown though. I don't twist balloon or hop out of tiny cars. I provide a special service. Your parents are... concerned... you're not developing like your peers. They're all out chasing girls and getting pussy while you spend all day on your computer. Its like you WANT to stay a virgin forever!! Totally weird. So let's whip that cock out and I'll guide you to a three-ring orgasm. SOMEONE'S got to teach you how to use that thing!