I NEVER GET AN ELEPHANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY!! I'm sooo disappointed, and a brat clown like me ALWAYS gets her way! You're going to make this right. YOU'RE going to be my elephant now! If you want to stroke that little circus peanut of yours, you're going to have to play my reindeer games. You're ONLY allowed to jerk it as long as you're in ELEPHANT TRAINING. I have VERY SPECIFIC tasks for you, little elly-fanty! Get that cocky-doodle hard as an elephant's tusk and get ready to STROKE and TRAIN!