The easiest way to serve me is financially. Its that simple. No effort required. Click, click, click, and you have immediately become an investor in the circus. Its my preferred form of servitude. My big spenders get priority and privileges not afforded broke pasty-pastries like you. BUT. I UNDERSTAND some of you audience members are broke for whatever reason. Maybe you're, or retired, or your wife holds your balls and your checkbook in her purse. Whatever, being broke is NO EXCUSE. You are NOT exempt from servitude just because you're a starving street urchin, sucking on a stick for susten... Show more