I've ALWAYS wanted a sweet little puppy! I'm allergic to all that fluffy puppy fur, so its YOUR job to be my puppy now! Huzzah! We'll work on housebreaking you later... right now I WANT TO TEACH YOU ALL THE CUTE PUPPY TRICKS! First you need to get nekkid. Pups don't wear clothes, silly. And keep that red rocket to yourself! We're going to have SO MUCH FUN. Now its time to be a good good puppy, because Kitzi Step-Mommy is going to teach you how to be the BEST PUPPY EVER.