I want to turn myself into a creamy, dripping mess tonight! I need it all over my body. I need a facial!I need to rub my body all over with messy... white...PIE CREAM! Haha. I slam the first overflowing pie into my tits. It gets EVERYWHERE. I grab the next pieand slap it in my own face. I'm so completely covered in pie cream, I look like a clown snowman!