YURK! These shoes stink. I didn't think anything of shoving my dirty clown feet into these pretty confetti wedges, but EWW! Taking them off and exposing myself to that stench? YUCK. Here, take a sniff, a little sniffy-whiff. Gross, right? Um, well, *I* thought they were gross... you seem to be popping a circus tent in your pants... You're just as nasty as my feet.