Swallow all the dirt!

Today I was out with my sexy leather high heels. I crossed a cowshed and immediately had this nasty idea in my head. I walked through the muck, the dung, and the mud and made my boots full of stinking dirt till the top. Of course, I had a very special idea connected with it. At home, my little pig was waiting. He will lick these beautiful boots clean again. No matter how hard it will be. I will smoke a cigarette and use him as an ashtray. In the end, he can also eat the cigarette as well. Because pigs eating everything, right?! And finally, ... Show more