Ok, sissy, this is your happy day. Don't jump out of your pants from joy - I suppose you're wearing pants at the moment? Because I haven't allowed you to wear a skirt yet.

Now I will show you how to apply mascara. You may need to use an eyelash curler - mine, of course, are curly and gorgeous on their own. I hope you weren't stupid enough to buy an expensive mascara? You should have bought a cheap one and send me more money so I buy the most expensive cosmetics for myself. You did buy the cheap one? Good sissy. Maybe the next time I'll teach you how to apply a red lipstick...