Of course you spend your Christmas alone, stroking to porn, as usual... You don't need anything else but porn. You are a porn addict, that's why you are a virgin and I guarantee you it won't change...

Normal people spend the holidays with their loved ones, but you don't have a girlfriend or a wife...

It's too late for you... You will stay a virgin loser forever.

But you really like your jerkaholic porn addict life... All you need is porn and your hand. Your sex life is watching porn with your hand girlfriend... So pathetic.

You don't even want to be a dis...

Of course you spend your Christmas alone, stroking to porn, as usual... You don't need anything else but porn. You are a porn addict, that's why you are a virgin and I guarantee you it won't change...

Normal people spend the holidays with their loved ones, but you don't have a girlfriend or a wife...

It's too late for you... You will stay a virgin loser forever.

But you really like your jerkaholic porn addict life... All you need is porn and your hand. Your sex life is watching porn with your hand girlfriend... So pathetic.

You don't even want to be a disappointment to anyone and that's how it should be. You are staying at home with your headphones on, in comfort, stroking to porn for hours...

That's how a virgin loser's life look like...