I have a surprise for you! I just got a great big box in the mail filled with new delicious black LEATHER... and I really want to tie you up with it. I know you mentioned to me that was your fantasy, so I took the liberty of selecting a few items. I know you'll love how they smell and feel, and I might even have a little predicament up my sleeve. But it's a surprise, remember? Just agree to let me try a few of these things on you, I promise it will be really fun...