It's been awhile for you, hasn't it? Just haven't been able to get laid. Maybe you're just hopelessly pathetic. Single? Married? Virgin? You're all in the middle of a sex drought - and its driving you crazy. Do you think the universe is trying to tell you something? Give up on society and it's pre-conceived notions of sex. You find it a little lack luster, a bit anti-climactic, anyway. Embrace your kinky side, since sex isn't happening for you. And if you're married? You've got it the worst. You see, you are stuck in a permanent sexless situation... unless I break up your marriage...

It's been awhile for you, hasn't it? Just haven't been able to get laid. Maybe you're just hopelessly pathetic. Single? Married? Virgin? You're all in the middle of a sex drought - and its driving you crazy. Do you think the universe is trying to tell you something? Give up on society and it's pre-conceived notions of sex. You find it a little lack luster, a bit anti-climactic, anyway. Embrace your kinky side, since sex isn't happening for you. And if you're married? You've got it the worst. You see, you are stuck in a permanent sexless situation... unless I break up your marriage...