It's been awhile for you, hasn't it? Just haven't been able to get laid. Maybe you're just hopelessly pathetic. Single? Married? Virgin? You're all in the middle of a sex drought - and its driving you crazy. Do you think the universe is trying to tell you something? Give up on society and it's pre-conceived notions of sex. You find it a little lack luster, a bit anti-climactic, anyway. Embrace your kinky side, since sex isn't happening for you. And if you're married? You've got it the worst. You see, you are stuck in a permanent sexless situation... unless I break up your marriage...