I blow air kisses with my sumptuous lips in your direction, describing all the places I could leave my lipstick marks on your body... and how I would kiss you alllll over... because you love watching my mouth pucker and smack as I giggle and eloquently describe everything you've ever dreamed of these magical lips doing. You know it's never going to happen, but you can't stop watching and listening anyway, which is of course the humiliating twist