Happy Birthday Sock Fan! I've been out all day celebrating something else, actually! Look how adorable I am in my little sundress, white ankle socks, and sneakers with a rainbow stripe! I've been dancing and flirting with everyone else while you sit here on your birthday and think about my feet! My socks have been soaking up all my foot sweat and foot smell! I take off my sneakers, and take a big whiff so I can accurately tell you about what you're missing! What would you even do with my socks if you had them? I'll bet it's really gross. I'll bet you can't wait to smell them and taste them ... Show more