I offered to lotion Ariel's feet after she came out of the shower as long as I could do it my way. She agreed as long as I promised to keep it short. I was already set up, so that was easy. After tormenting her feet with a fork and a variety of brushes, I buried my face in them. Then while she was still recovering, I managed to get in a couple of minutes of facedown rib and armpit tickling. So, sue me.