Damn, this was the last decent pair in my lingerie drawer. They're a size smaller than I normally wear and this is going to be a tight fit. Good thing they stretch. Wouldn't you know, these are the cheapest nylons ever. The ripping begins before I can even pull them up. Holes everywhere. By the time I get them over my big belly and huge ass, there's not much left except the waistband. Guess I'll just stay home tonight. Also available in Too Fat For Last Pair Of Hose (1280x720 wmv)

Damn, this was the last decent pair in my lingerie drawer. They're a size smaller than I normally wear and this is going to be a tight fit. Good thing they stretch. Wouldn't you know, these are the cheapest nylons ever. The ripping begins before I can even pull them up. Holes everywhere. By the time I get them over my big belly and huge ass, there's not much left except the waistband. Guess I'll just stay home tonight. Also available in Too Fat For Last Pair Of Hose (1280x720 wmv)