I was talking with your friends today and they told me that you have a little penis. They said that you were changing in the locker room and they noticed that your dick is really small. I haven't seen your penis but I can tell by looking at you that the rumor is probably true. I've already told some of my friends about it. Between your friends telling people and me telling people imagine how fast this rumor is going to spread. How embarrassing for you! You're going to have a really hard time getting laid now. No girl wants a guy with such a little dick.