Poor, unfortunate you! Your nosy secretary Elan has been busy doing some company research and has stumbled across your appointment book. Quite a few rendez-vous have been jotted down for you... secret "meetings." Our little snoop has uncovered a bit more dirt than you'd hope, too -- seems the big, bad boss sucks big, throbbing dick. Just how far will you go to keep this scandalous news from spreading down the company grapevine? Your wife? Your friends?

Poor, unfortunate you! Your nosy secretary Elan has been busy doing some company research and has stumbled across your appointment book. Quite a few rendez-vous have been jotted down for you... secret "meetings." Our little snoop has uncovered a bit more dirt than you'd hope, too -- seems the big, bad boss sucks big, throbbing dick. Just how far will you go to keep this scandalous news from spreading down the company grapevine? Your wife? Your friends?