Aye yiyi! What a predicament this is! Here's the first installment of Elan's Time where we discover what horrible fate shall befall you and your sad, sad genitalia. During this rather insightful episode. we join Elan and Roxie. Will they show mercy on your johnson? Or i your weiner crying, "waa waa?" Spoiler alert! Roxie's got a lighter and she knows exactly what she's doing with it!