Why do I even bother with you? You never showed up at the party, and I had to walk all the way home. And guess what? Walking that long distance left my feet sore, sweaty and smelly. So you can massage them. And when that isn't enough punishment, why don't you smell how sweaty they became during my unplanned walk? I did not have the right shoes on for such a long walk, so go ahead and lick them clean while you're at it. It's the very least you can do for making me attend the party solo, then hoof it all the way home, all by myself.
Why do I even bother with you? You never showed up at the party, and I had to walk all the way home. And guess what? Walking that long distance left my feet sore, sweaty and smelly. So you can massage them. And when that isn't enough punishment, why don't you smell how sweaty they became during my unplanned walk? I did not have the right shoes on for such a long walk, so go ahead and lick them clean while you're at it. It's the very least you can do for making me attend the party solo, then hoof it all the way home, all by myself.