Happy Birthday! I have a surprise for you. Open your eyes. Yup, I'm a clown! I know you have a thing for clown girls. It wasn't hard to figure out going through your social media likes. You don't hide it very well. Don't you like your gift? I bet you are dribbling in your pants just thinking about it, but you know I ca expose you for your clown fetish? If you are a good boy, I may keep it all a secret, but only if you're a good boy. Say "Yes, Clown Mistress". That has a good ring to it...Clown Mistress. Sorry things didn't turn out like the fantasy, but this clown owns you now.