After the shower, with my hair still wet in the towel, I feel pretty sick. My belly hurts a lot and I can hear strange noises from it. I sit on the toilet with my portable console and.. suddenly, I have a diarrhea attack.
I don't know what's worst: the pain or the smell?
I stay on the toilet even after the attack, still pushing a little to let farts and all my brown treasure to come out. Then it's finally time for me to wipe my butt and reach that air freshener!