So you spent the night here on my bathroom floor. I know what you are thinking now, something like "now I am going to drink her piss and eat her brownies", right?
Well.. of course that's wrong, idiot.
You are a subhuman and even my brown love is too precious to be touched by you. Instead, I have the perfect role for a pathetic being like you: see this trash can? It's filled with my most disgusting waste. Used tampons, q-tips, towels that I used to blow my nose.. and guess what? This role is your now.
You are going to chew and swallow everything. I start with some toilet paper, a... Show more