My brownies today are soft and smelly... maybe I ate to much veggies lately. However, I check the phone while minding my own business, not paying any attention to you, who are sitting in a corner of the bathroom.
Once finished, I need to wipe my butt but... there is no toilet paper! What can I do now?! My butt is stinky and dirty, I need something to clean the mess! Then an idea. Come near me and stick your tongue out. From now on you will be my human toilet paper! I put my dirty (for real!!) butt on your face, your nose between my ass cheeks. Inhale my fragrance and clean my brown hole...

My brownies today are soft and smelly... maybe I ate to much veggies lately. However, I check the phone while minding my own business, not paying any attention to you, who are sitting in a corner of the bathroom.
Once finished, I need to wipe my butt but... there is no toilet paper! What can I do now?! My butt is stinky and dirty, I need something to clean the mess! Then an idea. Come near me and stick your tongue out. From now on you will be my human toilet paper! I put my dirty (for real!!) butt on your face, your nose between my ass cheeks. Inhale my fragrance and clean my brown hole with your tongue: I want it shiny as ever! Who needs toilet paper anymore when you have a toilet slave?