My boyfriend decided to dump me on Christmas Eve over the phone. He left with a girl that is not any thing close to as pretty as I am. Now I am feeling super upset, alone and sad on what is suppose to be such a happy time of the year. Good thing shrunk a bunch of annoying holiday shoppers, their in a wrapped box to be my own special Christmas present to myself. I am going to just have to eat them one by one to make myself feel better. Because my boyfriend ruined Christmas for me, now I am going to ruin Christmas for them!