My leather riding boots got all dirty and muddy again - great to have my own personal human doormat I can clean them on! I trample all over the loser's naked chest and rub my dirty boot soles on his skin - and while my boots get more and more dirty - his skin gets more and more dirty - and he's in great pain - which is another plus for me for sure :-D Maybe I can also stand on his head and wipe some of the dirt off on it?! Or I could just stomp the dirt off on his body - he's just a human doormat after all and his well-being is no concern for me!