Oh my goodness I have heard a lot about you. You are practically famous more like, infamous, right? You are the one with the tiny, little, itsy, bitsy, microscopic pee-pee! Oh, what's that? That's not you? Oh, you say your cock get's bigger when you're turned on? Interesting theory, perhaps we can easily test this. Why don't you whip it out for me and prove it! Stroke it for me! Here and now. Show me how much bigger it gets! I have a feeling that you're a lying loser and your cock is always that tiny. Let's find out.