I've just sat down to eat some chips and have some soda and to my surprise I see you a tiny, terrified man poking my foot. I can't help but pick you up and tease you about your inevitable fate. I will be eating you today. You beg and plead to be released but to your dismay I wave off your pathetic attempts to be let go and belittle you by burping and chewing my food with my mouth open right in your tiny face. Eventually I eat you and you're still complaining about how unfair it is that I ate you without any remorse. Hopefully you survive the day because your whining is just so cute

I've just sat down to eat some chips and have some soda and to my surprise I see you a tiny, terrified man poking my foot. I can't help but pick you up and tease you about your inevitable fate. I will be eating you today. You beg and plead to be released but to your dismay I wave off your pathetic attempts to be let go and belittle you by burping and chewing my food with my mouth open right in your tiny face. Eventually I eat you and you're still complaining about how unfair it is that I ate you without any remorse. Hopefully you survive the day because your whining is just so cute