You, your wife and little tyke make your way to parent teacher conferences to see their teacher. His grades are good and you've heard nothing but nice things about her, too bad what you have heard is wrong.

She starts with everything positive about them and then mentions there's food in the cafeteria if you're hungry. You see your offsprings eyes light up and the teacher notices as well. She offers to walk him down there and he hungrily accepts. When she comes back she's bloated and he stomach is massive. She makes a joke about the food giving her bloat and you try not to... Show more