So the cop asked what happened, and the look on his face was priceless as I ran down our crazy morning for him.... "Let me start by saying that I get that artists are a bit off their rocker, but this girl takes the cake! It all started when this girl was hired to do a mural on the side of our building. She came in and right from go she was demanding we move cars, getting frantic when we took too long, and pacing back and forth like we weren't moving fast enough for her. I mean calm down - it's only a mural of coffee and our business name, you're not re-painting the Sistine Chapel sugar-tits...

So the cop asked what happened, and the look on his face was priceless as I ran down our crazy morning for him.... "Let me start by saying that I get that artists are a bit off their rocker, but this girl takes the cake! It all started when this girl was hired to do a mural on the side of our building. She came in and right from go she was demanding we move cars, getting frantic when we took too long, and pacing back and forth like we weren't moving fast enough for her. I mean calm down - it's only a mural of coffee and our business name, you're not re-painting the Sistine Chapel sugar-tits! If we thought that was the worst of it, we were wrong. She'd been out there "painting" for a good three hours before we decided to check on the progress, but as soon as she saw us she started tossing spray paint cans at our heads and screaming at the top of her lungs. Something wasn't right with this chick... but when she started basically growling and coming towards us with a bucket of paint thinner that's when I snapped. She was about to hurl god knows what at us and I wasn't going to let that happen. I knocked the bucket out of her hands and shoved her down, we went through the back door and ended up in the back room. As I held this nut-job down, my assistant manager ran to call you guys, but she came back with the ropes from the coffee bean bags and a roll of duct tape. So for my safety, and that of my employees and customers, I had to tie her up and shut her up. So, that's how she ended up like she is now." [Struggle Scene Only]