Today, I will be teaching you how to make a cucumber salad. But this won't be just any old cucumber salad. It will be the best one that you have ever eaten.

And how is that? Well, there's two things that make this cucumber salad the best one ever. First, it's the way you prepare it. My method is a bit unconventional, but I promise it will be worth it. We will be sticking the cucumbers up your ass! That's right! We will be using two cucumbers today and you will be sucking on both of them before putting them into your ass. We need to get them nice and wet so they can easily slide in,... Show more