I've been waiting for you to get home. We need to talk. You've been hiding something from me. I've had a feeling about it for awhile and now I know these feelings were justified. You've been cheating on me. There's no point in denying it. I saw you with her. I saw your arms around her, I saw you kiss her. Did you think I wasn't going to find out?

Well, guess what? I have a secret of my own. One that I've been hiding from you ever since we first met. You see, I have this ability to shrink people. I've had it for a very long time. And with that ability comes a hunger. An insatiable h...

I've been waiting for you to get home. We need to talk. You've been hiding something from me. I've had a feeling about it for awhile and now I know these feelings were justified. You've been cheating on me. There's no point in denying it. I saw you with her. I saw your arms around her, I saw you kiss her. Did you think I wasn't going to find out?

Well, guess what? I have a secret of my own. One that I've been hiding from you ever since we first met. You see, I have this ability to shrink people. I've had it for a very long time. And with that ability comes a hunger. An insatiable hunger for the tiny people I have shrunk. I can't help it. I love shrinking them, then watching them struggle to get away from me before I eat them. I love the way they feel going down my throat and I love when my belly feels completely full with tinies. Where did you think I was going all those nights when I'd disappear? I was out shrinking and eating.

And now, that's what I'm going to do to you. I've been wanting to do it for a long time. You don't know just how bad I've wanted to shrink you and eat you. But I always resisted because I cared too much about you. Now that you've cheated on me, though, I'm not holding back any longer.

And I'm not just going to eat you. I'm going to tease and you with my huge mouth before I do it. You're going to be swallowed whole by me. You're going to feel what it's like to slide down my throat and be in my belly. And then, once you completely pass through me, I'm going to clean you up and then repeat the process. I'm going to tease you, eat you and pass you again and again until I get tired of it.

So, that's what I do. I tease you with my huge mouth. I love the look of fear on your face. You should struggle more. It's cute. Hahaha. But the more I dangle you above my mouth, the hungrier I get until I can no longer stand it and finally swallow you.

Once you're in my belly I remind you again, that you're only going to be in there for a little while. And once you come out, I'm going to eat you again. Get ready for your new life. This is was you get for cheating.