So there I was getting ready for a night out at the club. I was all dressed up and almost ready to go...then I started uncontrollably farting! Can you believe this happens all the time? I'll eat something I know gives me gas for dinner on club night, and then I can't stop farting and I have to stay home until I make a big I fart and fart and moan a lot about how I can't leave the house until I take a h!t in the toilet. By then, it might be really late and after the club closes! My life is so over! Wahhhh!

So there I was getting ready for a night out at the club. I was all dressed up and almost ready to go...then I started uncontrollably farting! Can you believe this happens all the time? I'll eat something I know gives me gas for dinner on club night, and then I can't stop farting and I have to stay home until I make a big I fart and fart and moan a lot about how I can't leave the house until I take a h!t in the toilet. By then, it might be really late and after the club closes! My life is so over! Wahhhh!