I walk into the gym locker room after an intense and sweaty workout.

I notice that you are new to the gym, so I reach out my hand and introduce myself to you. I explain to you that I am taking the gym really seriously lately, eating a perfect diet and * BURP * oh yeah - I've been taking this new protein supplement that is making me SO gassy and burpy! I can't even make it through a sentence without letting rip of the most thunderous belch you've ever heard! Not only are they deafeningly loud, but they are SO rancid smelling.

You go to make an exit of the locker room, but I...

I walk into the gym locker room after an intense and sweaty workout.

I notice that you are new to the gym, so I reach out my hand and introduce myself to you. I explain to you that I am taking the gym really seriously lately, eating a perfect diet and * BURP * oh yeah - I've been taking this new protein supplement that is making me SO gassy and burpy! I can't even make it through a sentence without letting rip of the most thunderous belch you've ever heard! Not only are they deafeningly loud, but they are SO rancid smelling.

You go to make an exit of the locker room, but I rush in front of you and stand in the way. I take off my top and start flexing my muscles, making you look at how great I look. This new protein powder I've been using is SO good! I am getting SO strong and so jacked from it!

I continuously burp in your face, trapping you in the locker room. At this point your eyes are watering and you are starting to pinch your nose to escape the stench!

I remind you that this is the only gym within a 20 mile radius, so you will need to learn to live with me if you want to continue going to the gym.

I make you a deal. I will let you leave the locker room now and will stop using this protein powder, but only if you agree to be my gym buddy for the next 4 weeks. In those 4 weeks though, I will double my dosage - so it will be EXTRA smelly and burpy! After those 4 weeks (if you survive..) then I will stop taking the supplement.

Deal?

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