I walk into the gym locker room after an intense and sweaty workout.

I notice that you are new to the gym, so I reach out my hand and introduce myself to you. I explain to you that I am taking the gym really seriously lately, eating a perfect diet and * BURP * oh yeah - I've been taking this new protein supplement that is making me SO gassy and burpy! I can't even make it through a sentence without letting rip of the most thunderous belch you've ever heard! Not only are they deafeningly loud, but they are SO rancid smelling.

You go to make an exit of the locker room, but I... Show more