We've been room mates for quite a while now, but you have never fully trusted me. You always thought that I had some ulterior motive and a sadistic streak.

One day, whilst I was bored scrolling the internet, an advert popped up for a shrinking formula! The advert said "Apply NO MORE than 1 drop for immediate human shrinking"..

I immediately purchased it and had you in mind when doing so!

It was safe to say that I was a little sceptical about this shrinking formula, so I put a few more drops in it in case it didn't work properly..

Well, wasn't I wrong?! Show more