"Wake up, loser!" I say as I jump in bed and pounce on you while you rest. Shaking you awake, I demand that you get dressed and get the fuck out of my house. You were the worst lover I`ve ever had and I`m still shocked at how bad the sex was. Seriously, your dick is so small I couldn`t even feel it and I mean it when I say I`ve never seen a penis so small. My pinky`s twice as big as that thing you call a cock. Sitting in my bed, I make fun of how ridiculously small your dick is and comment on just how horrible the sex was. I could barely feel it, it only lasted a few seconds anyway, and then y... Show more