"Hey, babe," I greet you as I take a seat on my sofa wearing my sexy dress that accentuates my cleavage while clearly not wearing any panties. I`m about to leave to go clubbing and I`m really not in the mood for sex with you right now. I`m not in the mood for sex with you anytime, to be honest. I know you thought I was a virgin when we met but that may have been a little white lie. For instance, my parents had an exchange student over from China and that`s when I first realized that small, inadequate penises aren`t for me. Then there were those three hot football players and... you get the poi... Show more