I know we're supposed to be studying right now, but I really need to ask you a question? I heard something about you, and I just have to know if it's true!!

Apparently, you have like a really tiny penis and you like it when hot girls make fun of it? and you pay for it?? Because if that's true, I can totally do that for you!! So let Me see it!...... and, ...wow... the laughs and the jokes are just gonna be uncontrollable now..