my very loyal inconsistent Fart Sub quickly turned into a service sub today when I made him pack up my apartment and get to work until he was sweating. as a treat for him, grabbing my Starbucks and being so loyal to me, I allowed him to swallow my eggy funky ass farts in between breaks I gave him for packing. Who needs a moving team when you’re moving out of your apartment when you have the subs that are willing to do anything just to be in your presence. I made him lightheaded eyed while swallowing these farts. They may have been the worst I’ve had all week.

my very loyal inconsistent Fart Sub quickly turned into a service sub today when I made him pack up my apartment and get to work until he was sweating. as a treat for him, grabbing my Starbucks and being so loyal to me, I allowed him to swallow my eggy funky ass farts in between breaks I gave him for packing. Who needs a moving team when you’re moving out of your apartment when you have the subs that are willing to do anything just to be in your presence. I made him lightheaded eyed while swallowing these farts. They may have been the worst I’ve had all week.