I bet you think you’re a hit with all the foot girls on social media. They all adore you right? Haha not really. But you’re always so eager to spoil us with the little riches you have, so of course we’re friendly. That’s what this is. You have to buy our affections. You know it deep down. Just like you know that if you were just the average fan, we wouldn’t give you the time of day. We don’t want you. It’s your money we want. That’s it.