Things have really been “looking up” since I took over for you. Which is why I’ve come with some good news... and a dilemma.

Your research company under my leadership has accomplished something you’ve never been able to: we’ve found what could be a very promising cure for the Male Shrinking Phenomenon! I know you’ve been eager to see this day ever since you started shrinking, but I’ve been the one to bring it to life.

And that’s my dilemma: giving you this cure means returning you to the position I’ve held for so long now... and subsequently losing all investors and resear...

Things have really been “looking up” since I took over for you. Which is why I’ve come with some good news... and a dilemma.

Your research company under my leadership has accomplished something you’ve never been able to: we’ve found what could be a very promising cure for the Male Shrinking Phenomenon! I know you’ve been eager to see this day ever since you started shrinking, but I’ve been the one to bring it to life.

And that’s my dilemma: giving you this cure means returning you to the position I’ve held for so long now... and subsequently losing all investors and research teams currently at the company. They don’t want you in charge anymore—they’re loyal to me now. I’m clearly the more competent choice. And if you return, everyone leaves.

So do I give you this cure? Or should I keep you tiny? Do you continue enjoying the pleasures that come with being a shrunken man under me? Or do you take this cure and lose everything? Decisions, decisions...