I know you've been trying hard to help out around the house and with all the errands, but I just can't take this anymore! You buy the cheapest, flimsy, 1 ply toilet paper every time you go to the store! I have the ass of a Goddess and it deserves the plushest, most luxurious paper money can buy! How dare you disrespect me over and over. So from now on, I'm going to save you the trouble of having to buy me any more of this cheap . YOU'RE going to be my toilet paper now. Your tongue is going to clean every crevice of my ass the way that cheap you buy never did. You brought this on yourself, a... Show more