Oh Honey you're home!! You're just in time to see my outfit for tonight! That dress you bought me last week fits me so perfectly! Look at the way it hugs my body just right, don't you love it? I thought you would! You know who else is going to love it? My REAL man. That's right honey, you caught me just in time to see me get ready to go out with my REAL man. The man who pleases me in ways you NEVER could. Did you really think I was staying at home alone while you were at work? Oh you did? HA! Stupid fool. Truth is, I've been seeing my REAL man everyday while you're gone slaving away to pay for... Show more