Oh step-son...we need to chat, I found this tiny cheap black g string in your room and I am very upset by this. Is it not enough that you've been spending all your time with this new girl in your life, but now you're sneaking her into the house while I'm not home? Haven't I raised you better than this? Have you forgotten about all the fun times we had prior to your new little girlfriend? I'm the one who taught you all about how to please a girl...and I feel like you've just forgotten about me. Well sweetie, let me tell you, no one will ever care for you the way that I do. Now come on, show Ste... Show more