Sometimes I like to relax and take some puffs of a sweet little cigar. But I hate that ash getting all over the place. That's where you come in. You're not good for much, but your mouth definitely provides a nice home for all my ash.Your job is to kneel at my feet, speak when spoken to, and keep that mouth wide open so I can ash as I see fit. And don't you dare think of spitting any of it out. I want every drop to be consumed.

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